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** Before you seek our help, you should know the following...

Unfortunately, we do not hold any type of professional license in how to help others.

We have never been formally (or informally) trained on how to help our web site visitors in any way, shape or form.

We can only hope that you arrived at this help page through accidental causes.

However, if you are experiencing a medical emergency, we suggest that you immediately call 911 for help.

If you are dealing with motor vehicle troubles, you may wish to  consult a mechanic for help.

If your spouse is driving you nuts, perhaps you need to find them a second or third job to help them stay out of your hair.

For our lady-visitors: If your children seem to be driving you over the edge, help yourself to a locked bathroom door, a bottle of bubble bath, a candle or two and a set of noise-canceling headphones.

For our gentlemen-visitors:  If your children seem to be driving you over the edge, help yourself to the keys to the truck and go huntin' or fishin'...after all, you are expected to be the "provider" for your family, aren't you?

For all other help issues, please consult Google.com's search engine:

 (Google directions)

1.  Type your topic of trouble in the search box provided.

2.  Add the word HELP in big, bold letters.

3.  Click on the button entitled "GOOGLE SEARCH".

4.  Pray that you get at least ONE reliable search result.

5. If you don't find what you need, repeat steps 1-4 while adding the words DESPERATELY SEEKING before the word HELP.

6. If all else fails, you may want to speak about it with God!

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